tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32296966171340425052012-02-16T07:44:20.853ZThe Whirligig of MonotonyThe Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.comBlogger451100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-50516091249412741512011-09-26T21:19:00.008+01:002011-09-26T22:40:11.050+01:00Division one<br /><br />Gentleness beckons<br />existential filth for<br /><br />Her filth<br />Her gentleness<br />Postponed<br /><br />Gentleness unknown<br />Filth unknown<br /><br />Quiet gentleness when<br />Her quiet filth seeps in<br /><br />Rocking gentleness seeks<br />To and fro filth<br /><br />Sky blue gentle fill<br />Glaring pink filth on top<br /><br />Abject gentleness<br />Abject filth<br /><br />Lazy coiling gentleness<br />Stinking Sunday filth witheld<br />(Check coupon for details)<br /><br />Passive aggresion<br />versus<br />I love you<br />Late kick off<br /><br />Unfailing gentleness<br />Unfailing filth<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-5051609124941274151?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-17393266625494263002009-06-11T20:27:00.000+01:002009-06-16T09:47:50.907+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SjI-Q97ZhgI/AAAAAAAAALI/8kuanHcn1DY/s1600-h/van.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 124px; height: 93px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SjI-Q97ZhgI/AAAAAAAAALI/8kuanHcn1DY/s320/van.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346404168864728578" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Common as muck she sparkled<br /><br />In the back of a green transit van<br /><br />Breathless as i tunes was shuffling<br /><br />From Morrisey through to Chopin<br /><br /><br /><br />Knocked up in that lay-by by Streatham<br /><br />Named her baby Sweet Charity Hope<br /><br />Then busked for two years down in Newquay<br /><br />Reading tarot and selling some dope<br /><br /><br /><br />Now she lives on a barge by Devizes<br /><br />She's christened it Live Your Life More<br /><br />But weeps whilst her cancer advances<br /><br />Charity stares through the crack of the door<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1739326662549426300?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-12396025380547788802009-05-13T22:37:00.006+01:002009-06-12T15:50:04.746+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/Sgs_nLlq35I/AAAAAAAAAKw/ZnolhCRu2nM/s1600-h/hideandseek.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 101px; height: 127px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/Sgs_nLlq35I/AAAAAAAAAKw/ZnolhCRu2nM/s320/hideandseek.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335428125908721554" /></a><br /><br /><br />I shit<br /><br />I hide when I shit<br /><br />When I shit<br /><br />My shutters are shut<br /><br />When I shit<br /><br />My shitter is open<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1239602538054778880?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-21003612068942550702009-05-13T00:37:00.004+01:002009-06-12T15:50:20.935+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SgtC1EXsX5I/AAAAAAAAAK4/m4n9QRqrEi8/s1600-h/tissues.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 137px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SgtC1EXsX5I/AAAAAAAAAK4/m4n9QRqrEi8/s320/tissues.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335431663024103314" /></a><br /><br /><br />I would <br /><br />If I thought <br /><br />It would do any good<br /><br />If I thought <br /><br />I'd be any good<br /><br />Or look any good<br /><br />If I thought<br /><br />My face being wet<br /><br />May in some way<br /><br />Improve my day<br /><br />Forget<br /><br />My eyes being red<br /><br />My nose being thick<br /><br />May in some way<br /><br />Do the trick<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-2100361206894255070?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-6797697206629841882009-04-29T00:50:00.008+01:002009-06-12T15:50:38.073+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SfmjTMyVWvI/AAAAAAAAAKo/Pva2PNIC5f4/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 130px; height: 74px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SfmjTMyVWvI/AAAAAAAAAKo/Pva2PNIC5f4/s320/images.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330471184214874866" /></a><br /><br /><br />The soft boiled eggs<br /><br />I ate in childhood<br /><br />Their felt tipped smiles<br /><br />Promising alchemy<br /><br />Line up now<br /><br />Roll called<br /><br />Stern faced<br /><br />Carrying hatchets<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-679769720662984188?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-12685576912111557782009-04-29T00:46:00.009+01:002009-06-12T15:50:54.996+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/Sfean04ciuI/AAAAAAAAAKg/6yscbOLKBwc/s1600-h/train.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 124px; height: 93px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/Sfean04ciuI/AAAAAAAAAKg/6yscbOLKBwc/s320/train.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329898693017242338" /></a><br /><br /><br />Shall I take a day return<br /><br />To a cupboard in school<br /><br />Safe at the back <br /><br />Of the history block<br /><br />With some moths<br /><br />With some maps<br /><br />And those mops<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1268557691211155778?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-56259196593883314912009-04-05T15:26:00.004+01:002009-06-12T15:51:19.609+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SdlSK5rMzjI/AAAAAAAAAKY/RNJMelWy_IY/s1600-h/jetty.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 88px; height: 126px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SdlSK5rMzjI/AAAAAAAAAKY/RNJMelWy_IY/s320/jetty.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321374781949136434" /></a><br /><br /><br />I could just call a call girl<br /><br />Call her Juliet or Mary<br /><br />I could sit and do the crossword<br /><br />She could cook a Coq au vin<br /><br /><br /><br />She could drive me to the airport<br /><br />Wave her hanky on some jetty<br /><br />A white flicker on the shoreline<br /><br />Seagulls tangled in her hair<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-5625919659388331491?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-42202549118397721272009-03-31T23:52:00.020+01:002009-06-13T22:17:22.179+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SdMPRnVT61I/AAAAAAAAAKQ/P1lWOslxP5s/s1600-h/lowe.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 94px; height: 117px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SdMPRnVT61I/AAAAAAAAAKQ/P1lWOslxP5s/s320/lowe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319612380145249106" /></a><br /><br /><br />My brother's gone to battle<br /><br />With the bloke who lives next door<br /><br />He plans from his conservatory<br /><br />He's read The Art of War<br /><br /><br /><br />A Field Marshall in the making<br /><br />He's an arsenal in his shed<br /><br />Bought from B and Q and Homebase<br /><br />He's that one step ahead<br /><br /><br /><br />He's got super trooper spotlights<br /><br />Which he's had passed by the planners<br /><br />And twelve foot panelled fencing<br /><br />His wife's a bag of spanners<br /><br /><br /><br />He's got noisy windmill mobiles<br /><br />They whirr and whine throughout the night<br /><br />A Green Mountain Sugar Maple<br /><br />Blocking out his neighbour's light<br /><br /><br /><br />He cuts the lawn whilst naked<br /><br />With his petrol powered mower<br /><br />Has bonfires in the daytime <br /><br />He's a Rambo Percy Thrower<br /><br /><br /><br />It's a suburban moral minefield<br /><br />The darkest Michael Bentine show<br /><br />His tank's a people carrier<br /><br />He's The South Shields Arthur Lowe<br /><br /><br /><br />It's not like he's a moron<br /><br />His head's a hothouse of ideas<br /><br />He's on Operation Beehive<br /><br />This may well go on for years<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-4220254911839772127?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-91103658415189439262009-03-25T16:06:00.001Z2009-06-12T15:52:04.880+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/ScnUFIFSSqI/AAAAAAAAAKI/5lU3dAgVqis/s1600-h/drill.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 113px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/ScnUFIFSSqI/AAAAAAAAAKI/5lU3dAgVqis/s320/drill.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317014019621669538" /></a><br /><br /><br />My father was magnanimous<br /><br />So left me in his will<br /><br />With good prostate cancer prospects<br /><br />And a Black and Decker drill<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-9110365841518943926?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-40851473780604379042009-03-19T10:43:00.011Z2009-06-13T10:05:41.906+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/ScJcARwkyMI/AAAAAAAAAKA/pN8IWTUUtpA/s1600-h/community.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 130px; height: 98px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/ScJcARwkyMI/AAAAAAAAAKA/pN8IWTUUtpA/s320/community.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314911670087502018" /></a><br /><br /><br />Community theatre is a farce<br /><br />Led by the educated class<br /><br />Who gull the aimless disengaged<br /><br />Then set them up upon some stage<br /><br />Oblivious of Bertholt Brecht<br /><br />Whose needs are really being met<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-4085147378060437904?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-9237519682049524602009-03-15T11:40:00.008Z2009-06-12T15:52:36.001+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SbzwOBboFxI/AAAAAAAAAJw/E8Ulj8aqkZ8/s1600-h/tandem2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 143px; height: 107px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SbzwOBboFxI/AAAAAAAAAJw/E8Ulj8aqkZ8/s320/tandem2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313385784083486482" /></a><br /><br /><br />Sweet couples<br /><br />Riding tandems<br /><br />Make no sense to me<br /><br />Flaunting their togetherness<br /><br />It's co-dependency<br /><br /><br /><br />Their pedalling in unison<br /><br />Makes them a tour de force<br /><br />But Sunday tandem love to me's<br /><br />Just heading for divorce<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-923751968204952460?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-18640528167755090382009-02-16T10:45:00.007Z2009-06-12T15:52:57.907+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SZlJcusJM6I/AAAAAAAAAJg/DH6nIixPn_E/s1600-h/fresias.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 100px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SZlJcusJM6I/AAAAAAAAAJg/DH6nIixPn_E/s320/fresias.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303350794123817890" /></a><br /><br /><br />I thank you<br /><br />For your quiet screams<br /><br />I scarcely hear you<br /><br /><br /><br />For your rare and gentle<br /><br />Furtive flitting <br /><br />Room to room<br /><br /><br /><br />I have no need to lie wide eyed<br /><br />Await awake<br /><br />In fear the dark<br /><br /><br /><br />The cracking on my door <br /><br />Your stick<br /><br />Is gone<br /><br /><br /><br />So why still<br /><br />Hover in the hall<br /><br />Bouquet in hand<br /><br /><br /><br />Localised<br /><br />Somehow solemn<br /><br />Maybe sitting on the tiles<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1864052816775509038?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-85051792121219488842009-02-13T23:45:00.003Z2009-06-12T15:53:25.858+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SZYLa05cByI/AAAAAAAAAJY/DG1ULex4xJU/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 141px; height: 97px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SZYLa05cByI/AAAAAAAAAJY/DG1ULex4xJU/s320/images.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302438166779397922" /></a><br /><br /><br />Silent in the car<br /><br />Ferrying me<br /><br />Silent at the lights<br /><br />From A to B<br /><br /><br /><br />Silent in your car<br /><br />Ferrying me<br /><br />Silent in your lights<br /><br />From A to B<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-8505179212121948884?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-50755310602635814042009-01-28T19:49:00.015Z2009-06-13T10:10:33.719+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SYDA1zmezRI/AAAAAAAAAJI/tKMtWDun2KY/s1600-h/druids.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 124px; height: 93px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SYDA1zmezRI/AAAAAAAAAJI/tKMtWDun2KY/s320/druids.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296445192404913426" /></a><br /><br /><br />Druids<br /><br />You get on my tits<br /><br />With your standing stones<br /><br />Your sacred bones<br /><br />Pendragon clones<br /><br />Daft dream catchers<br /><br />Hairy thatches<br /><br />Animistic <br /><br />Polytheistic allegories<br /><br />Penchant for cloaks<br /><br />And ancient oaks<br /><br />Doing your rounds<br /><br />On your burial mounds<br /><br />Are you having a laugh<br /><br />With your willow staff<br /><br />Your Herbal teas and remedies<br /><br />Celtic crosses<br /><br />Fucking tossers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-5075531060263581404?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-77355847905566523942009-01-01T18:44:00.008Z2009-06-12T15:54:06.414+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SV0Qb6fUmcI/AAAAAAAAAIg/hof5qTbmHo4/s1600-h/pinter.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 116px; height: 116px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SV0Qb6fUmcI/AAAAAAAAAIg/hof5qTbmHo4/s320/pinter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286399609345972674" /></a><br /><br /><br />We could drive a bus<br /><br />Through a Pinter pause<br /><br />If we ever felt the need<br /><br />You could sit there<br /><br />Calmly counting<br /><br />One <br /><br />Two<br /><br />Three<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-7735584790556652394?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-89389746355103619372008-12-18T18:41:00.006Z2009-06-12T15:54:38.395+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUqd62KLNAI/AAAAAAAAAIY/BKoNin3EPi8/s1600-h/wool.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 124px; height: 100px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUqd62KLNAI/AAAAAAAAAIY/BKoNin3EPi8/s320/wool.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281207147341493250" /></a><br /><br /><br />Woolworth's six foot under<br /><br />Black headscarves sift through town<br /><br />Where will we buy our hula hoops<br /><br />Or should we just stand still<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-8938974635510361937?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-3229292154500679182008-12-18T13:48:00.005Z2009-06-12T15:55:51.004+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUpXO8LdfcI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/eqe4r6R9fVA/s1600-h/flud.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 93px; height: 124px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUpXO8LdfcI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/eqe4r6R9fVA/s320/flud.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281129427229310402" /></a><br /><br /><br />Wet with sweat<br /><br />My duvet stinks<br /><br />Torn Lemsip sachets scattered<br /><br />My bones all ache<br /><br />My nostrils flake <br /><br />My eyebrows are all matted<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-322929215450067918?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-27697812268522299102008-12-16T13:05:00.006Z2009-06-12T15:55:51.009+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUetA_aTXOI/AAAAAAAAAIA/StL_y6-BpsY/s1600-h/dark.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 143px; height: 107px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUetA_aTXOI/AAAAAAAAAIA/StL_y6-BpsY/s320/dark.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280379320648555746" /></a><br /><br /><br />Being dead's dead easy<br /><br />It's dying that's the drag<br /><br />Death's a good night out I'd say<br /><br />Though dying's not my bag<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-2769781226852229910?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-46402707504195411562008-12-15T17:15:00.013Z2009-06-13T10:07:21.977+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUaTGb1YM_I/AAAAAAAAAH4/XhwZAAKdsdY/s1600-h/horse.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 109px; height: 120px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUaTGb1YM_I/AAAAAAAAAH4/XhwZAAKdsdY/s320/horse.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280069351898625010" /></a><br /><br /><br />Is it wrong to feel<br /><br />A subtle twitch<br /><br />A dirty itch<br /><br />A raising brow<br /><br />A stealing glance<br /><br />A stirring in one's underpants<br /><br />For fiery folds<br /><br />Which have led <br /><br />The horse to be a thoroughbred<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-4640270750419541156?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-51693609338054482652008-12-15T13:53:00.010Z2009-06-12T15:55:51.011+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUZ2L66L3MI/AAAAAAAAAHw/kbIXknoGRiM/s1600-h/dinner.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 113px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUZ2L66L3MI/AAAAAAAAAHw/kbIXknoGRiM/s320/dinner.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280037560302427330" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />I've been asked around for dinner <br /><br />To a party flung by ghosts<br /><br />I murdered them some time ago<br /><br />They're such neurotic hosts<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-5169360933805448265?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-85468903485985933942008-12-14T19:04:00.007Z2009-06-12T17:09:05.418+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUVZ0Y8hh9I/AAAAAAAAAHg/bIyS8gnakrs/s1600-h/nora.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 98px; height: 98px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUVZ0Y8hh9I/AAAAAAAAAHg/bIyS8gnakrs/s320/nora.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279724894746150866" /></a><br /><br /><br />Nora Batty's popped her clogs<br /><br />The Yorkshire battle axe<br /><br />On for nigh on forty years<br /><br />Now she can relax<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-8546890348598593394?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-12406131021453013922008-12-13T11:26:00.012Z2009-06-13T10:02:02.165+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUPXS1SqfVI/AAAAAAAAAHY/l5F_Zib_Gos/s1600-h/lezzie.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 114px; height: 135px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUPXS1SqfVI/AAAAAAAAAHY/l5F_Zib_Gos/s320/lezzie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279299906751331666" /></a><br /><br /><br />Best friends hold hands<br /><br />They both declared<br /><br />On their weekend away<br /><br />We know each other inside out<br /><br />Don't dare suggest we're gay<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1240613102145301392?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-12298054580292349062008-12-13T00:53:00.003Z2009-06-12T15:55:51.018+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUMIi4FbMtI/AAAAAAAAAG4/SP3SEPvXEqg/s1600-h/telephone.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 130px; height: 87px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUMIi4FbMtI/AAAAAAAAAG4/SP3SEPvXEqg/s320/telephone.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279072583472067282" /></a><br /><br /><br />Should I phone you<br /><br />When you're dead<br /><br />To find out what's in your head<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1229805458029234906?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-41518746105250433062008-12-12T01:32:00.007Z2009-06-12T15:57:56.862+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUMJ4kFteUI/AAAAAAAAAHA/4JMB0OtMLh0/s1600-h/reading.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 130px; height: 89px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUMJ4kFteUI/AAAAAAAAAHA/4JMB0OtMLh0/s320/reading.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279074055573305666" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Who the hell is that<br /><br />Holding up the traffic<br /><br />Looking at the pictures<br /><br />In last years Geographic<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-4151874610525043306?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-32404034633203299972008-12-09T18:34:00.014Z2009-06-13T10:08:29.712+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUEqKcWfilI/AAAAAAAAAGg/nlnKRgAl0zM/s1600-h/teacher.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 113px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SUEqKcWfilI/AAAAAAAAAGg/nlnKRgAl0zM/s320/teacher.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278546597152524882" /></a><br /><br /><br />Bruce straddled on the school desk<br /><br />His crotch in Fox's face<br /><br />Before the Act of 89<br /><br />All kinds of things took place<br /><br /><br /><br />You're saying this <br /><br />(Two fingers wagging)<br /><br />Sir I'm not<br /><br />(Kegs filling)<br /><br /><br /><br />Yes I am<br /><br />(He change his mind)<br /><br />Bypassing<br /><br />Further grilling<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-3240403463320329997?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-7700778095995780062008-12-05T15:42:00.007Z2009-06-12T16:07:37.258+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/ST5SN8M4WZI/AAAAAAAAAGY/E4PRejgpXjA/s1600-h/wall.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 120px; height: 90px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/ST5SN8M4WZI/AAAAAAAAAGY/E4PRejgpXjA/s320/wall.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277746212776728978" /></a><br /><br /><br />Martin fell whilst pointing<br /><br />Face full into the wall<br /><br />Wiser for his accident<br /><br />Thought to advise us all<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-770077809599578006?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-11599263718286942002008-12-05T09:52:00.006Z2009-06-12T15:55:51.018+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STj9HhcUR_I/AAAAAAAAAGA/l8dtu4-3N8c/s1600-h/police.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 105px; height: 79px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STj9HhcUR_I/AAAAAAAAAGA/l8dtu4-3N8c/s320/police.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276245269142587378" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Someone's just been splattered<br /><br />On the road outside<br /><br />I cannot even leave the house<br /><br />Police are everywhere<br /><br /><br /><br />My car's part of the incident<br /><br />There's 'matter' on the door<br /><br />It was an older lady<br /><br />I threw up when I saw<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1159926371828694200?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-77764240221200863562008-12-05T09:37:00.002Z2009-06-12T15:57:12.656+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STj2b7azFgI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Q6kMZV1WAPE/s1600-h/pit.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 131px; height: 98px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STj2b7azFgI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Q6kMZV1WAPE/s320/pit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276237923131528706" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Let's be mindful of our pit<br /><br />Let's not walk straight into it<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-7776424022120086356?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-50370915902206469452008-12-04T17:36:00.025Z2009-06-12T15:57:12.656+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STgaqInj75I/AAAAAAAAAFw/UvPZd1Z9Z9Y/s1600-h/shelves.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 103px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STgaqInj75I/AAAAAAAAAFw/UvPZd1Z9Z9Y/s320/shelves.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275996274634780562" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>It's starting to get in the way<div><br /></div><div>Staring back and bawling</div><div><br /></div><div>I wonder why it changes shape</div><div><br /></div><div>And if it's me it's calling<br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I never offer sympathy</div><div><br /></div><div>This only fuels its rage</div><div><br /></div><div>I cannot throw the thing away</div><div><br /></div><div>I'll entertain a cage<br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Uncertain of its growing rate<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Its temperament</div><div><br /></div><div>Its health</div><div><br /></div><div>I think it's best </div><div><br /></div><div>To pick it up and place it on a shelf<br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I'll wrap it in crepe paper<br /></div><div><div><br /></div><div>I'll bind it with with brown string</div><div><br /></div><div>I'll watch it pulse there silently</div><div><br /></div><div>I'll open it come Spring</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-5037091590220646945?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-62397094320454006022008-12-04T15:48:00.004Z2009-06-12T15:57:12.656+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STf5FtOrT1I/AAAAAAAAAFg/1xlIggb_qo4/s1600-h/dishes.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 124px; height: 93px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STf5FtOrT1I/AAAAAAAAAFg/1xlIggb_qo4/s320/dishes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275959364923641682" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Pile of dishes<br /><br />Sitting<br /><br />With your bad wishes<br /><br />Knowing about<br /><br />Me and the Mrs<br /><br />Thanks<br /><br />For fuck all<br /><br />I'll come nowhere near<br /><br />Your filth and grime<br /><br />You don't deserve my time<br /><br />I have more important things<br /><br />To do<br /><br />Dishes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-6239709432045400602?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-75058289583020871302008-12-01T13:28:00.012Z2009-06-12T15:56:36.852+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STT7O_42VXI/AAAAAAAAAFY/EWZ2JVqooVw/s1600-h/ve.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 143px; height: 93px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/STT7O_42VXI/AAAAAAAAAFY/EWZ2JVqooVw/s320/ve.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275117298644309362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Fuck off vegetarians<br /><br />With your butternut squashes<br /><br />Your bland stroganoffez<br /><br />Pasta bakes<br /><br />Walnut cakes<br /><br />Disdain for steaks<br /><br />Ribs<br /><br />Pork<br /><br />Liver<br /><br />Shanks<br /><br />Smug moral wanks<br /><br />Gently coasting<br /><br />Blindly nut roasting<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-7505828958302087130?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-68370930368162560762008-11-28T10:48:00.010Z2009-06-13T10:10:08.849+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS_QKKn6ytI/AAAAAAAAAFI/aFobiBQ4fB4/s1600-h/clown.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 48px; height: 142px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS_QKKn6ytI/AAAAAAAAAFI/aFobiBQ4fB4/s320/clown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273662561743194834" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />The existential fireman<br /><br />Flung freefell from his frown<br /><br />Passing<br /><br />Ladders<br /><br />Hoses<br /><br />Lies<br /><br />Himself<br /><br />Suspended<br /><br />As a clown<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-6837093036816256076?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-63948007624024514992008-11-27T13:41:00.004Z2009-06-12T16:00:47.729+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS6y7i26CpI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ul-R_jbK1qk/s1600-h/downsa.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 105px; height: 112px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS6y7i26CpI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ul-R_jbK1qk/s320/downsa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273348949736557202" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Glancing the Dodo<br /><br />Downs Syndrome lives on<br /><br />Swerving extinction<br /><br />It's back in vogue<br /><br /><br /><br />Standing at bus stops<br /><br />Chequered pants and tank tops<br /><br />Staring mid distance<br /><br />Touching the stars<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-6394800762402451499?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-83472969748169301362008-11-26T15:21:00.006Z2009-06-12T16:04:18.302+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS1uZQsCHBI/AAAAAAAAAEg/tSkCJK5XUmA/s1600-h/stage.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 91px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS1uZQsCHBI/AAAAAAAAAEg/tSkCJK5XUmA/s320/stage.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272992118976158738" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I died on stage<br /><br />A comedy of errors<br /><br />My joie de vivre<br /><br />Prolapsed<br /><br />Stealing<br /><br />The show<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-8347296974816930136?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-13094300197194294622008-11-26T12:18:00.003Z2009-06-12T16:04:18.302+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS0-qrxOvzI/AAAAAAAAAEY/5wQka0woLf8/s1600-h/fuji.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 100px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS0-qrxOvzI/AAAAAAAAAEY/5wQka0woLf8/s320/fuji.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272939641745358642" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Divorce knocks the shit out of you<br /><br />Divorce knocks that shit out of you<br /><br />Divorce kicks the shit out of you<br /><br />Tremors unknown<br /><br />Blasting<br /><br />Try to brake in the quake<br /><br />As you break in the wake<br /><br />Of it all<br /><br />Friends revealed<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-1309430019719429462?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-46061502692420223842008-11-25T06:40:00.011Z2009-06-12T15:58:57.991+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SStMwdJgLkI/AAAAAAAAAEI/pXIkTUAHazc/s1600-h/squirr.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 93px; height: 124px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SStMwdJgLkI/AAAAAAAAAEI/pXIkTUAHazc/s320/squirr.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272392184109215298" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Squirrel warfare<br /><br />Looks hard<br /><br />Washing lines<br /><br />Peanuts<br /><br />Lard<br /><br />Swung by your tail<br /><br />At sixty five<br /><br />To and fro<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-4606150269242022384?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-27031213435423676892008-11-24T21:51:00.006Z2009-06-12T16:05:04.781+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSsjaVVH8SI/AAAAAAAAAEA/4cfqlreZC90/s1600-h/snail.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 133px; height: 133px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSsjaVVH8SI/AAAAAAAAAEA/4cfqlreZC90/s320/snail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272346724076613922" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />It's as if it never happened<br /><br />Some curious tale<br /><br />Curling as a turd<br /><br />Absurd as a snail<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-2703121343542367689?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-91093674671386320452008-11-23T15:23:00.002Z2009-06-12T16:00:00.243+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSl3bUeUPYI/AAAAAAAAAC4/fZW87NN1jWE/s1600-h/onc.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 108px; height: 70px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSl3bUeUPYI/AAAAAAAAAC4/fZW87NN1jWE/s320/onc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271876150049914242" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />All is not lost<br /><br />On Ward Twenty Four<br /><br />The trolley with casters<br /><br />Parked by the door<br /><br />I can't remember<br /><br />Our names<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-9109367467138632045?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-90846760022005579162008-11-23T13:08:00.000Z2009-06-12T16:03:56.376+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSlWdmRKqgI/AAAAAAAAAB4/J2jF7Gou2i8/s1600-h/sta.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 124px; height: 123px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSlWdmRKqgI/AAAAAAAAAB4/J2jF7Gou2i8/s320/sta.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271839905302620674" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Sitting in a stairwell<br /><br />Smoking crack<br /><br />Contemplating<br /><br />Being black<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-9084676002200557916?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-77474967205674748362008-11-23T12:58:00.005Z2009-06-12T15:59:31.614+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSlT_yyXhPI/AAAAAAAAABw/a4ONOAXBrQQ/s1600-h/mari.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 115px; height: 109px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSlT_yyXhPI/AAAAAAAAABw/a4ONOAXBrQQ/s320/mari.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271837194243769586" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />The sun shifted<br /><br />As my father's cancer<br /><br />Sideways<br /><br />Flaring his marigolds<br /><br />Carving an arc<br /><br />Way across<br /><br />The vegetable patch<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-7747496720567474836?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-26237041753637554852008-11-21T16:05:00.001Z2009-06-12T15:58:57.992+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSlndNfIw6I/AAAAAAAAACw/g2u9TgCsCvA/s1600-h/fun.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 116px; height: 116px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSlndNfIw6I/AAAAAAAAACw/g2u9TgCsCvA/s320/fun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271858590348002210" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br />Taylor's dad Dead</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Youngy's dad Dead</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Fox's dad Dead</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br />Three dead dads</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Dead</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Dead</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Dead</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-2623704175363755485?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-7536759901634250762008-11-21T16:01:00.001Z2009-06-12T15:58:57.992+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSbtDf_srZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/otQQgJHBejk/s1600-h/amb.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 103px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSbtDf_srZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/otQQgJHBejk/s320/amb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271161058267803026" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I once had to dial 999<br /><br />I once had to dial 999<br /><br />I once had to dial 999<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-753675990163425076?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-1388499100534725972008-11-21T15:55:00.000Z2009-06-12T16:00:28.742+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSbr8MGQsYI/AAAAAAAAABA/zGsEhztV1SE/s1600-h/overdose.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 118px; height: 89px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSbr8MGQsYI/AAAAAAAAABA/zGsEhztV1SE/s320/overdose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271159833155907970" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">I hear that your mum<br /><br />Hit a wall<br /><br />In her head<br /><br />The lifeboat appeal<br /><br />That jar by her bed<br /><br />Half empty<br /><br />Less full<br /><br />Dead</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-138849910053472597?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-30943165660593048692008-11-19T18:01:00.005Z2009-06-13T10:03:39.060+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSbuMj2bPeI/AAAAAAAAABY/QLSxBIIz8zk/s1600-h/mynah+bird.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 120px; height: 120px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SSbuMj2bPeI/AAAAAAAAABY/QLSxBIIz8zk/s320/mynah+bird.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271162313433103842" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />My brother bought a mynah bird<br /><br />So put it in a cage<br /><br />Returned it to the pet shop<br /><br />Because it would not talk<br /><br />Perhaps<br /><br />It had nothing to say<br /><br />You daft cunt<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-3094316566059304869?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229696617134042505.post-46685879494675764462008-10-24T17:15:00.000+01:002009-06-12T15:58:57.992+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS2EoelhmRI/AAAAAAAAAEo/V39CRpmYA4M/s1600-h/bri.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 112px; height: 116px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q-VFDn32oAE/SS2EoelhmRI/AAAAAAAAAEo/V39CRpmYA4M/s320/bri.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273016569660807442" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />We'll all join<br /><br />Brian Clough<br /><br />Soon enough<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229696617134042505-4668587949467576446?l=pikeytelevision.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Mystery Ninety Second Poethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13307916910020269208noreply@blogger.com1